Look Who Dropped By Today: Melinda De Ross

One of my favorite authors has popped in to promote her newest book,  The Job Blower. THE JOB BLOWER

I’m halfway through this novel and I’m enjoying Camilla’s antics. She really is the Queen of Disaster. If it can possibly go wrong, it does, and in the most humiliating way. Without a doubt, this is …

☆¸.•*¨*★☆ A ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF! ☆¸.•*¨*★☆

Camilla Jackson is an ordinary young woman with an extraordinary knack for attracting disaster. When she is fired from her job as a secretary at a law firm, she realizes she has no idea what she wants to do next. Every job she does land ends up tragi-comically.

But when she meets the drop-dead-gorgeous journalist, Carter Evans, her life seems to brighten. Until she discovers that he hides some very deep and painful scars.

It remains to be seen if she will be able to help him heal and, in the process, find her own path in life. That is, if she manages to overcome her accident prone nature, which gets her into serious trouble…

THE JOB BLOWER is a lighthearted, laugh-out-loud Romantic Comedy, the kind of book that you will keep in your bookshelf and reread to brighten your days and spice up your nights.

Amazon.com: goo.gl/Bf0eyB 

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/643432

Barnes&Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-job-blower-melinda-de-ross/1123905598?ean=9781523210992

and mostly everywhere books are sold online.

teaserHere’s an excerpt. I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself.

I stopped by the supermarket and bought half a gallon of ice cream, three boxes of chocolates and a few other similar items any girl needs during a crisis. I’d just paid for my purchases when I realized I needed to pee quite urgently. I grabbed my bags and headed toward the ladies’ room. No one was about, but when I opened the door to a stall, I was confronted by the naked hairy ass of a man. I nearly dropped my bags in my indignation.

“Get out, you asshole! This is for women,” I shouted.

“So is this,” he said, turning around with his penis in his hand. I couldn’t help but stare for a moment, repulsed yet fascinated by the tiny appendage protruding from an impressive forest of pubic hair.

“Put that thing away and get out of here,” I shrieked, noticing from the corner of my eye that two other women had stepped into the room and were chattering loudly. They couldn’t see the guy, but I heard their intakes of breath when the guy asked me, “Wanna touch it?”

I pointed toward the door.

“Out!”

“No, no. Right here, so everyone can see,” the pervert said, still holding his wanger and wiggling it at me.

“Jesus!” I heard one of the women echoing my thoughts aloud as she inched closer to see what was going on. “Martha, call security!” she told her friend in a high, snooty voice. “Tell them there’s a naked man in the women’s restroom.”

The other woman took a peek at the exhibitionist, then clamped a hand over her eyes with a gasp and ran toward the door. I rolled my eyes in disgust and followed her. There weren’t many shocking things in Jersey, and I was really hard to shock.

Love this one, Melinda. Best of luck with it!

 

 

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About mhsusannematthews

Finally retired after more than 30 years as a teacher! Now, I get to spend my time gardening, enjoying my grandchildren, and writing. I finally completed the number one item in my bucket list and Crimson Romance published my first novel, Fire Angel, in April 2013. Since then I have sold 24 other manuscripts to date and don't plan to quit writing for a long time yet.
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2 Responses to Look Who Dropped By Today: Melinda De Ross

  1. Thank you so much for this post, Susanne! I’m glad you’re enjoying the book. 🙂
    XOXO,
    Melinda

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